Alien VS. Predator

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One Hit Wonderful

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Ottoman Empire

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Billy Mays here!

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Blood: thicker than water, thinner than poop.

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The Fourth Wise Man

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The Ghost of Christmas Dinner

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Away in a manger...

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Frankensense, Gold and Mhyrr

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Al Bundy

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Chrysler Airflow

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Three blind mice

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Pirates of the Caribbean

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Can someone pass the mashed-potatos?

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Amish Andy

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Sleeping Beauty

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Temporary citizenship

7 to 10 business days

Happy little logs

It'll be our little secret...
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Kantian Moral Theory

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Peterborough

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What I Got, part 2

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What I got

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Back in the game (after being constipated)

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Farewell

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The Cat in the Cradle

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Creed

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Heavy teddy

The dog that ran away from home

Hey! Don't cut me off!

Argle Bargle or Foo Ferraw? You decide

Hey! What's that you left for me this christmas day?

Santa Clause is coming to town!

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Multicultural joining

Wow, it was worth the constipation

The old dick-in-the-shoe trick...

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Designed by Frank Gehry

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Night Crawler

Why the fuck am I still awake?!
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This is an art attack...

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Happy to be your friend

2 tickets to paradise

When I grow up I want to be an astronaut

Now a word from our sponsors

Thank you to all the establishments who grant us the food to poo in this joyful holiday season!

Floating islands in the sky

Panda should be wearing his scuba suit

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Go east!

Feeling Polish

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Steve French

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The last piece of sushi

Ladies and gentlemen...Gene Simmons

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Fashionably Late

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