2 tickets to paradise

When I grow up I want to be an astronaut

Now a word from our sponsors

Thank you to all the establishments who grant us the food to poo in this joyful holiday season!

Floating islands in the sky

Panda should be wearing his scuba suit

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Go east!

Feeling Polish

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Steve French

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The last piece of sushi

Ladies and gentlemen...Gene Simmons

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Fashionably Late

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Onion soup

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Hinder

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Another one bites the dust

Itchy beard

...And the chocolate factory

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Willy Wonka

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Chasing amy

10 minutes away from shitting the bed

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Marwan, sorry about your toilet.

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Penis in vagina

King of Pop

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Bob Villa

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Up close and personal!

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Turkey in the straw

He Shits Sea Shells by the Sea Shore

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L.A. River...dragnet coming down!

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Every time I shit, I think of Dan

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Liberty and Freedom

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Graduation

Falling trees

Claustrophobic

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Representational bar chart

2 minutes early of a new york streetsman

Too scared to ride a bike

Return to sender

Too much glare not enough poo

Sorry kids

This isn't where I parked my car...

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Mum's the word

Flying south for the winter

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It's not over until Rita McNeil sings...

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One hit wonderful

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Clueless ant-eater

Paint it black

Glittery poo

Average joe

Biodiversity

I spy with my third eye...something that is...CORN!
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Watership down

Nickelback

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Hero of the Day

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