Monday, May 31, 2010

Penelope Cruz was Greek before Scientologist

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Friday, May 28, 2010

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Burberry Butterscotch

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Tuesday, May 25, 2010

A Letter to Sam

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Captain Crunch!

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Got the shit kicked outta me

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Nuclear Chocolate Warfare

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FiberExpress

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Friday, May 21, 2010

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Phallic Phil

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What Ever Happened To Suburban Rhythm?

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Monday, May 17, 2010

What Lies Beneath

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Friday, May 14, 2010

The ASStroid Belt

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A Clue of my Legacy

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The Demise of a Great Emperor

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

GM's Government Loan

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Rejection Letter

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Ravioli with pesto

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Surrogate Justin Bieber

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That's fucking filthy

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Shit Cake

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

You are here

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Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Great Brown North-East

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